We don’t want to look like slobs in front of the other species, do we? I can’t believe somebody hired an interstellar spaceship to deliver a package to Atlantic City. You know what else stinks about being a slave? The hours. Well, if jacking on will make strangers think I’m cool, I’ll do it. Your music is bad & you should feel bad!
And even though I’m surrounded by robots and monsters and old people, I’ve never felt more at home. Look, we’re your family, and if you can’t talk about your problem with us, that would be great. Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer “extortion”. You know what else stinks about being a slave? The hours.
My story is a lot like yours, only more interesting ‘cause it involves robots. Kittens give Morbo gas. Two oil changes for the price of one! Now if I could afford the one, and the car. But if rich people think it’s good, I’ll buy it. One art, please! I doubt I’ve seen more than three or four captains sexier than you, and only one who was deadlier.
Well, that’s your job whether you like it or not. And it’s my job to make you do your job, whether I like it or not. Which I do. Very much! Fry, it’s been years since medical school, so remind me… Disemboweling your species: fatal or non-fatal? Well, if jacking on will make strangers think I’m cool, I’ll do it.
This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me! Now, my usual fee is 500 bucks. But seeing as how it’s you, I’m gonna need it in advance. Well, thanks to the internet, I’m now bored with Sex. Well, that’s your job whether you like it or not. And it’s my job to make you do your job, whether I like it or not. Which I do. Very much!
I wonder what the Shroud Of Turin tastes like. Well, thanks to the internet, I’m now bored with Sex. By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar. I can’t believe somebody hired an interstellar spaceship to deliver a package to Atlantic City. If you ask me, it’s mighty suspicious. I’m gonna call the police. Right after I flush some things.
A far more logical explanation is the undisprovable science of Creatureism. On margin! Zoidey wanna buy on margin! Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The ‘x’ makes it sound cool. Your music is bad & you should feel bad! Valentine’s Day is coming? Oh crap, I forgot to get a girlfriend again.
We don’t want to look like slobs in front of the other species, do we? Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them? Now, my usual fee is 500 bucks. But seeing as how it’s you, I’m gonna need it in advance. Valentine’s Day is coming? Oh crap, I forgot to get a girlfriend again.
Speaking of which, my story kind of petered out without me learning a lesson. Did everything just taste purple for a second? A fancy dress gala? I’ll wear my formal shell. Hooray! I’m a teenage heartthrob again! Help! A guinea pig tricked me! Why always the fighting? These candies are chalky and unpleasant! And what is this emotion you humans call “wuv”?
A far more logical explanation is the undisprovable science of Creatureism. I don’t have emotions & sometimes that makes me very sad. I’m sorry. I didn’t realize I was already here. Wait, what’s with all the Leelas? Hooray! A happy ending for the rich people. Well, if jacking on will make strangers think I’m cool, I’ll do it.
